Shawn L. Bird

Original poetry, commentary, and fiction. All copyrights reserved.

poem- drinking problem August 27, 2013

Filed under: fun,Poetry — Shawn L. Bird @ 2:18 pm
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Your rose velvet tongue

washes with water, cool and clear

You stretch and strain as if to gather

rain drops-

but stop!

Listen!

as you lick those glistening lips,

Your kisses become unwelcome, quick!

We stand  disgusted and agog:

Don’t drink

from the toilet,

dog!

 

Sesame Street- Sons of Poetry August 16, 2013

Filed under: fun,Poetry,video — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:45 pm
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I have to show this to my English classes on Poetry Friday next year. lol

The Sons of Poetry aren’t quite as efficient as Rhymezone.com, but they’re much more entertaining!

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Amazingly well trained dog! July 13, 2013

Filed under: fun — Shawn L. Bird @ 6:51 pm
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Yeah.  I’m still avoiding my CampNaNoWriMo writing (I just added a question mark! That’s something!).

It’s my husband’s fault for sending this to me in an email.  It’s absolutely amazing!  And he’s so HAPPY!  Wonderful to see a joyful, clever canine.   OJ can do 3 of these.  Dusty could do about 5 in his prime.  How many can YOUR dog do?

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words we could use in English July 9, 2013

Filed under: fun,Poetry,Writing — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:31 am

Here’s an interesting article listing wonderful words for concepts.  The comments are interesting as well.  Check it out !

(Bonus- now the first line to the theme from Laverne and Shirley makes sense!)

 

kantele & noodles May 20, 2013

Filed under: fun — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:10 am
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A few months back I posted about how I’d purchased a Finnish kantele (direct from Finland).  It was by way of avoiding getting back to playing my harps, and I entertained myself noodling away on the five strings of my kantele for months.  At the moment I have both harps back in circulation, but I still reach for the little kantele.  It’s ‘no brain’ music for me, and I play it when I want to re-focus from some task (usually editing).

Here is my little kantele.  It is tuned to a pentatonic scale.  That is like the black notes of a piano.  The notes are whole tones and so every string fits nicely with every other.  You can’t play two dissonant notes when you’re tuned pentatonically (providing you’re in tune!).   I noodle away, and most of my tunes sound more or less the same.  I make them up every time, but there are only 5 strings, and I seem to make the same patterns, so my kantele playing always sounds something like this (with apologies for the terrible recording quality from my iPhone’s voice memo app).  Here are 30 seconds of the 2 minutes I uploaded (not sure what happened to the other 1:30 minutes!)

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I’m feeling all  (more…)

 

Fluevog addict? May 2, 2013

Filed under: anecdotes,fun,Poetry — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:55 am
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Apparently,

someone arrived at my blog

yesterday, having used

the search term

“Fluevog addict.”

Ouch.

 That seems a little harsh.

Addict?

Really?

Couldn’t we just say

“aficionato?”

or “connoisseur?”

Addict?

Come on now.

That’s definitely over-stating.

Seriously.

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Um.

Did I tell you?

To celebrate my Master’s placement

I have Prepared Hi Steadies coming ?

Steady (Yellow)

Aren’t they gorgeous?

Way cheaper than a party to celebrate,

and I get to enjoy them for ages!

years!

Rather than a single evening.

That’s not addiction.

That’s just…

happiness.

😉

Oh, and

John Fluevog thinks I’m awesome!

So there.

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(Well fine, he probably thinks you’re awesome, too)

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PS>

Fluevog liked this poem so much, that they sent me a mug!  Yay!  🙂  They know how to feed their addic…  >>cough<< …fans.  Many thanks to Preet at the Vancouver Granville Fluevog store, who takes good care of me, AND sends me presents!  (If you look closely, you can see that the mug says “Juan Fluevog”  I think that’s hilarious.  Vog humour.  HA!)

ShawnVogmugsip

 

dreaming of socks January 26, 2013

Filed under: fun — Shawn L. Bird @ 1:17 pm
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Back when I was in teacher training, my Faculty Associate (university liaison person) was Debbie.  Debbie got up every morning and sewed before she headed to work.  Because she made her own cool garments, she invested in interesting shoes and socks.  I had a pair of Debbie-style striped shoes I wore until they fell apart, and I still have some fancy, colourful trouser socks purchased on her inspiration back in those days, now getting over stretched and holey, and desperately in need of replacement.  Unfortunately finding great socks can be a challenge.

My mother also sews, and also loves great shoes.  When we moved her, she had 8 closets of clothes, and well over a hundred shoes- mostly pumps.  She wasn’t quite as adventurous in her shoe choices, but then, she’s a very classical dresser- à la Chanel.  She has lots of fancy hose, but offers no suggestions on wonderful socks.

I used to make my own clothes, and still collect fabric and patterns with the intention of sewing, but with an uncooperative serger (it was recently ‘repaired’ without any change in its proclivity to eat needles and break thread), and a cold basement sewing zone, I don’t do as much sewing as I should, especially not in the middle of winter, when I’m supposed to be writing novels in my ‘spare’ time.

When weight fluctuates, shoes and socks still fit (unless something truly dramatic happens) but while finding shoes has been relatively simple effort, I have not found a local or internet source for awesome socks worthy of my Fluevogs.

Recently, I was looking at blogs for some inspiration on other ways to wear my Libby Smith boots, and that search led me to The Fashionable Bureaucrat.  Megan lives all the way across Canada in Nova Scotia and she blogs photos of her ensembles.  She has some interesting tights she orders from Sock Dreams in Portland, Oregon.  With a store name like that, obviously I had to check them out and wow! it is sock NIRVANA over there!  I just sent in my first order, and I’m looking forward to adding funky socks to the daily dressing here in the Shuswap.  After poking around Sock Dreams, I discovered Sock It to Me, also located in Portland.  What is it with Portland that they get TWO amazing sock stores, while the rest of North America goes without?

There is sock hope!  (You’ll see that shipping is free in the US.  With orders under $50 you can ship with USPS First Class International Parcel for $8, which isn’t so bad taxes and exchange rate considered!).

 

blinders January 17, 2013

Filed under: Commentary,fun — Shawn L. Bird @ 7:09 pm

What a brilliant satire this is.  (At least I think it’s a satire!)

http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/what-if-we-responded-to-sexual-assault-by-limiting-mens-freedom-like-we-limit-womens/

What do you think?

 

in essence… January 11, 2013

Filed under: fun,Writing — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:25 am
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Madame Arthurson brought word tattoos for the Creative Writing Club meeting today.  Cool! 🙂

 

wild photos January 8, 2013

Filed under: fun — Shawn L. Bird @ 7:49 am
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This is just cool.  Wildlife taking self-portraits at Banff National Park.

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