Shawn L. Bird

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Why go to college? December 9, 2011

Filed under: Commentary — Shawn L. Bird @ 9:52 am
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I stumbled on this excellent essay today by professor Kip Wheeler, a Chaucer scholar who teaches in Tennessee at Carson-Newman College. What Professors Expect discusses the value of a liberal arts education, and explores the true purpose of going through the educational process.  Worth a read for students pondering their options and goals.

 

re-adjusting… December 8, 2011

I was driving home while listening to the audio book of Diana Gabaldon’s Dragonfly in Amber. It’s a brisk December day, -3 Celsius.

At this point in the story, the narrator was discussing about how the day of the Battle of Culloden was bitterly cold. Immediately, in my mind, I envisioned a bitterly cold day. -20 or so. The next line was about how the bodies were stacked wet with blood and rain. Rain. Immediately, I adjusted my vision of the cold 21 degrees warmer…

Then I laughed. So much of the story is contained in the perspective of the reader. I know it intellectually, but it always seems to take me by surprise when I see it in action.

A couple of times I’ve had comments from readers of Grace Awakening that baffled me. Sometimes they’ve just misinterpreted something, or missed some detail, but often it is just that their life experience reveals a different view on the events. It’s interesting.

Bitter cold doesn’t need to be -20 of course. I spent a July in Vancouver one year, and the humidity of the city got into my bones and I was cold all the time. It was much worse than the -20 winter days! Living in the dry interior of BC, I don’t like humidity. Perhaps the weather at Culloden, not far from Inverness and the Channel, was that ‘get into your bones’ bitterness, even though it was above zero.

Adjust while reading.

Carry on.

 

sea sleep December 7, 2011

Filed under: Poetry — Shawn L. Bird @ 2:08 am
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Sleep is the sea

reaching out to you

embracing you in a wave

You collapse under it like a sand castle

dissolving into the depths.

 

All done! December 6, 2011

Filed under: projects — Shawn L. Bird @ 11:38 pm
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Today, the straps and buckles arrived from Scotland at last, and so I was able to finish off the kilt.

I started by sewing down the waistband. You’re supposed to match the plaid across the front apron. If you look closely, you’ll see that the very centre matches, but the print on the band is smaller than the apron. This is because while it turns out the the Saskatchewan tartan is balanced left to right, it isn’t up and down (though it looks like it is!). I needed the full width (divided in half) of the fabric for my tall husband, and so I was forced to cut the waist band from the end.

I made the under closure with a strap of velcro on the apron that connect through a loop on the inside of the kilt.

The leather straps from Scotland needed stitch holes, so I used my Dremel drill to make them. The buckles are attached using fabric straps, that are matched to the plaid. The hole for the buckle prong is a half inch button hole. The fabric straps are hand stitched down, and well camouflaged.

And that’s it! My first kilt is complete! After some 30 hours of ironing and stitching by hand and machine later, the project in Saskatchewan tartan is complete. The sporran has arrived from Scotland via eBay, as has a pair of “Lovat green kilt hose.” The garters and a set of flashes are done. Now, we have to wait for my November 22nd Scotsweb order. Apparently the kilt belt is still not in, and the order won’t be shipped until Friday (December 9). A clan crest buckle, ecru hose, and a kilt pin will arrive with it.  An additional purchase was a kilt hanger.  A regular skirt hanger can’t take 3 lbs of kilt, but a kilt hanger is wider and has 4 clamps.  With luck, we should be able to completely outfit the husband of the house in his finery by Christmas. Stay tuned!

Would I do it again?

Well. Yesterday I picked up 4 metres of green and blue Alberta tartan…

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1. hem the approximately 8 yards of fabric

2. set the lining

3. pin the pleats according to hubby’s preference

4. press the pleats

5. manipulate the pleats from the fit at the hip to the narrower waist

6. hand stitch the 7-8 yards of hip pleats into position

7. baste pleats onto the lining

8. hand stitch the waist pleats

9. add apron fringe fabric

10. add waistband

11. pull threads to make fringe

12. add buckle closures (2)

13. figure out inner closure…

14.  add hanging loops (sporran loops- rather than hanging loops, actually)

15. sigh dramatically as spouse models completed kilt!

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and there we are September 2017…

 

future hope December 5, 2011

Filed under: Commentary,Pondering — Shawn L. Bird @ 5:11 pm
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All of his hope for his future was absolutely exploding into nothing. I think that just completely destroys somebody in a moment.   ~Richard Armitage

(from http://www.tv.com/people/richard-armitage/trivia/)

Armitage is referring in this quote to a character who must kill his beloved, so the observation is a bit of an understatement!  Taking the remarks out of that specific context, however, there is a bit of a message here.

When we do not have hope, we are destroyed.  In desperate situations–times of war, for example–those without hope have no strength to carry on.  They give up and are lost.   In contrast, those who hope that better days are coming, fight strength to live another day.

Proverbs 29:18 suggests that “Without vision, the people perish.”  Vision can be equated with hope in this situation.  You have to be able to imagine a better future, and if you can begin to actually formulate plans to improve the future, so much the better.  Vision is hope.

I know someone who is going through a bitter divorce at the moment.  Bitterness, agony, rejection and depression are sucking hope out of life, and there is no positive vision.  Unable to hear that he holds in his own hands the ability to create his own happiness, helplessness has overwhelmed him.

The second part of Proverbs 29:18 adds, “but he that keeps the law is happy.”  I’m not sure how vision fits with keeping the law.  How does do they relate to each other?  The idea of obedience bringing happiness fits with theocratic governance, of course, but vision and obedience seem somewhat at odds.   Those who take the vision and make it power have the joy of living in a spirit of grace, whether or not they’re happy with the law.

 

 

 

 

 

jabot completed December 4, 2011

Filed under: projects — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:15 am
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You may recall that I started with a 2X3 inch seed stitch base.  The last two entries have shown the bottom layer and edging.

Three more layers were added, spaced an inch apart, and the end.  I just eyeballed the length of the lace section in each case, making each about 1.5 inches shorter than the previous.  Although the lowest layer was made in a fan shape, the subsequent layers I doubled the stitches on the first two knit rows after picking up 14 stitches in the base, and just went straight down from there.

Once all four layers were knit and edged, I pulled out the fine yarn, and using a 3.25 mm needle, picked up 5 stitches and seed stitched a collar to the neck length.

Upon completion I made two loops at the end (stitch around twice, then blanket stitch the top loop).  Add a button on the base.

All done!

 

lace jabot edging December 3, 2011

Filed under: projects — Shawn L. Bird @ 8:41 pm
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finish the purl row, turn, add 8 stitches.

knit back to the base of the jabot, knitting the 8th stitch into the jabot (knit 2 together).

turn

slip, knit one, yarn over, knit 2 together, yarn over, knit 2 together, yarn over, knit 2.

turn, slip, knit back, last stitch of edging knit together with next jabot stitch, turn

slip, knit two, yarn over, knit 2 together, yarn over, knit 2 together, yarn over, knit 2.

turn, slip, knit back, last stitch of edging knit together with next jabot stitch, turn

slip, knit three, yarn over, knit 2 together, yarn over, knit 2 together, yarn over, knit 2.

turn, slip, knit back, last stitch of edging knit together with next jabot stitch, turn

slip, knit four, yarn over, knit 2 together, yarn over, knit 2 together, yarn over, knit 2.

turn slip, knit back, last stitch of edging knit together with next jabot stitch, turn

slip, knit rest of row

turn slip, knit, bind off 4, (8 edging stitches remain, knit these, last stitch of edging knit together with next jabot stitch, turn

REPEAT until all the jabot has been picked up.

bind off

 

lace jabot in progress December 2, 2011

Filed under: projects — Shawn L. Bird @ 8:11 pm
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Here is how I am constructing the knit lace jabot:

Using a fine weight white yarn, I knit 15 stitches in seed stitch (knit, purl) until work measured 3 inches long by 2 inches wide.  This is the base.

Using a 0 weight (lace) crochet thread rated for a 1.5 mm needle, pull the threads through spaces in the base across the bottom onto a 2.75 mm needle.  (14 holes=14 stitches on knitting needle) knit one row, then purl back.  Add a stitch in the hole between each stitch (27) purl back. For pattern: knit 4, Yarn Over, Knit 2 together until last 4 stitches, knit.  Next row, purl back.  Continue for1,5 inches, then a knit row purl row (repeat), then add a stitch between each stitch and continue in pattern.  Repeat sections until you get the length you want.

(I played with adding some movement to the lace by starting some with 5 knit stitches and others with 4.  Decided I didn’t really like it, so changed my technique for subsequent layers)

Then add the fancy border.  See the next post for that!

FYI- I used Aunt Lydia’s crochet thread size 10, 100% viscose from Bamboo.

 

lace jabot December 1, 2011

Filed under: projects — Shawn L. Bird @ 8:04 pm
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So, if you should happen to be a handsome gentleman in the 18th century, there would be an essential item of clothing that we rarely see in the 21st century.  You would be wearing a lace jabot.

A jabot is a tiered tie made from lace.  It attaches around the neck, and drapes down the front of the chest like a bib.

If you were an 18th century wife, you probably knitted jabots for your husband (and sons) with lots of love.  They showed off your wifely skill around their necks.

So, while I’m waiting for the kilt straps and buckles to arrive, so I can finish that project, I’m knitting a jabot.

Here are the links to the instructions.

 

ha November 30, 2011

Filed under: anecdotes,projects — Shawn L. Bird @ 1:48 pm
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An observation by the man of my house:

“You know, instead of you going to all this work to make me a kilt, I could just wear a towel around my waist…”

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If I’d known about this handy little product from the Galician Shop, I might have considered it!

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