Mashed potatoes are a delicacy
when a tooth has been pulled,
the jaw is tender,
and one hasn’t eaten in 15 hours.
Mashed potatoes are a delicacy
when a tooth has been pulled,
the jaw is tender,
and one hasn’t eaten in 15 hours.
Oh you, Screw,
exiting from bone
seeking a new home
pushing through my skin
in increasing agonies of effort.
As we part ways, may I state
that while I appreciate you having held me together
during that stint of cold weather,
it’d be great if you stay in place until
the surgeon takes you away!
(This ankle pain rankles me).
.
(I only wish this one was figurative, rather than literal!)
Every hour on the hour
the baby wakes you up
and in a stupor you stagger
to diaper it, feed it, and cuddle it.
every hour on the hour
the incision wakes me up
and in a stupor I reach for drugs
to temper it, relieve it, and smother it.
It is like having a new baby
without the benefit of oxytocin
to make me love the torturer.