Shawn L. Bird

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dawn March 31, 2011

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Night shatters

as sky is split

by a slice

of light.

 

Paris in the springtime… March 30, 2011

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Spring blossoms at the foot of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, France.I love Paris in the spring time
I love Paris in the fall
I love Paris in the summer when it sizzles
I love Paris in the winter when it drizzles

I love Paris every moment
Every moment of the year
I love Paris, why oh why do I love Paris?
Because my love is here

~ Cole Porter

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mid-life March 29, 2011

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A couple of weeks ago, in response to the prompt “What gets better with age?” I answered a very flippant, “me.”  I had meant to elaborate on that post, but it started generating comments on its own, so it has taken me awhile to get back to it.

I had just read this news article : http://ca.news.yahoo.com/midlife-crisis-total-myth-20110225-162202-124.html.  The headline that Midlife Crisis is a Total Myth is typically nonsensical, as the article suggests that people do re-assess their life priorities and make changes if warranted, which seems to be the definition of mid-life crisis to my mind.

They provide the number when most people are at their happiest.  Guess what?  It’s my age.  So here I am at my perfect place in life, apparently.  Does this mean it’s all downhill from here?

I choose to believe that the best is yet to come. 

What do you think?

 

Spring tanka March 28, 2011

Filed under: Commentary,Poetry — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:15 am
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Crocuses and tulips

Erupt from their winter sleep

They stretch up their stems

reaching toward a blue sky

to fill the garden with joy

 

What I’ve learned this year… March 27, 2011

Filed under: Pondering,Rotary invocations — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:49 am
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Topic #75: What’s the biggest lesson you learned so far this year?

When I got an email from our former exchange student, a girl who’d lived with us for a year, asking if she and her husband could evacuate from Tokyo to our house, I learned our world is very small.  I learned that the ties that wrap around the earth, from exchange students to host families to other students, are a web of interconnectivity.  The purpose of youth exchange is to forge connections around the world.  That purpose is unfolding all over the world as millions of North Americans who’ve hosted Japanese students worry about ‘their kids’ half a world away.

I’m glad we can do something concrete to help amid this tragedy.  It is awesome that through youth exchange, we really can help change the world.  Let us be thankful for our connections around the world and the opportunities they provide for us to improve our planet.

 

Curried Cauliflower soup March 26, 2011

Filed under: Recipes — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:23 am
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By popular demand by the staff of Carlin Middle, for whom I prepared this soup last Staff luncheon.

In 1 cup of chicken broth, simmer a large head of cauliflower for 20-25 mins.

Saute a large diced onion until clear. 

Mash the cauliflower, stir in the onion.  Add one can Cream of Chicken condensed soup, 1 tbsp curry powder, 1 tbsp Garam Masala powder, 1 tsp black pepper, 1 tbsp marjoram,1/2 tsp of tarragon, one diced red pepper, 1 cup of water.  Simmer for awhile.  Add 2 cups skimmed milk mixed with 2 tbsp potato flour to thicken. Simmer Add grated cheddar if you are so inclined when you serve. (It tends to end up burnt on the bottom if added earlier).  Mmmm.  Yummy.  Serves a dozen teachers at lunch time, when combined with nice rye bread, coleslaw, and dessert provided by other potluck team members!

 

story: iloveross17 (chapter five) March 25, 2011

Filed under: narrative,Writing — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:05 am
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(Chapter five)

Log in

User name: Zara16

Password: watcher

CHAT UPDATE:

Lena- Hey

            How R U?

Zara-  😦

Lena- ?

Zara- Ross + Suzanne

Lena- why?

Zara- ?

Lena- Ross is too cute for her

Zara- ?

Lena- U no it

            Suzanne is a biotch to him

Zara- he loves her!

Lena- no way

            They’d still be together

Zara- unless someone broke them up

            Know anyone?

Lena- Dave?

Zara- Hm

            G2G

            L8r

Lena- bye

Log off

 

♪ Sur le pont d’Avignon ♪ March 24, 2011

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Image PreviewAbout six hundred years ago folks started singing a little folk song about the Pont St. Benezet which crosses the Rhône river at Avignon.  It was one of the first pieces I learned to play on the organ when I was a kid.  Do you know it?

♪ Sur le pont d’Avignon ♪
♪ L’on y danse, l’on y danse ♪
♪ Sur le pont d’Avignon ♪
♪ L’on y danse tout en rond ♪

From what I’ve been learning, people didn’t actually dance on the bridge (Sur le pont) but rather, on an islet beneath it (sous le pont).  Since to most people ‘dancing under a bridge conjured rather moist visions, the words changed to the version we know today.

And here I am on the famous bridge!  I was in Avignon this day, staying at an apartment across the street from the former Ste. Claire convent chapel, researching for a future series.

 

favorite class March 23, 2011

Prompt #72 What was your favorite class when you were in high school or college? Bonus: Was it your favorite class at the time you took it? Why or Why not?

In high school, my favorite classes were any Socials class taught by Mr. Swanzey. He was funny, interesting and challenging. He knew his material and made sure we knew it as well through very dramatic performance style lectures. When I was an exchange student in Finland, the history teacher ‘taught’ by writing down notes on the overhead for the entire class. She asked if I would teach a class on Canadian history one day. I agreed, and in Swanzey style I was a priest throwing inappropriate books into the fire in New France, Macdonald drunk in parliament, Riel challenging the government. At the end of a wide-eyed class she came up to me and asked if I was planning to become a teacher. I said yes, I was. She nodded and said, “Good. You should.” I suspect a lot of teachers were inspired by Dave Swanzey.

(NOTE- SEPT/11- I keep getting visitors to this page who have been searching “Dave Swanzey.”  Please leave your memories in the comments at the bottom of the page.  Bet you a Fudgesicle!)

The only college classes I have a really clear memories of were my first year classes at Okanagan College the year after I came back from Finland. I enjoyed all of them, but my favorite was English with Vincent Oriente. He was an older, dapper gentleman, of the Hercule Poirot variety, and I found him interesting and knowledgeable. Of course, as an English major who loved his subject it wasn’t hard to enjoy a competent teacher. I often wondered what happened to him, as I heard that our class had not given a particularly generous review.

That year I also found Intro to Canadian politics quite fascinating. I memorized terms like ‘pork-barrel” and ‘whip’ and got a better sense of our democratic system. History was interesting, as we explored in depth the development of Canada before and after confederation. I remember my prof as being very knowledgeable, but very gruff and inapproachable. My French prof that year was a little old lady from France. She was tiny and exuded all the stereotypical hauteur. I remember watching her eyes grow confused while I fluently gabbed about something, without acknowledging my error. I’d think back over what I’d said, and realise that I’d injected a word or two of Finnish in a French accent. Not exactly a clear combination!

I fully enjoyed my first year courses. In subsequent years I found myself at University of Alberta learning Music Appreciation, amazed at my husband who needed only a few notes to place time, composition and composer. He kicked my butt in music survey. Somewhere we still have the set of LPs that were the ‘text’ for that course.

As to did I enjoy them at the time? Yes. Most definitely.

PS. I also have very fond memories of Mr. Moore’s Oreo Cookie parties in Creative Writing class! 😉

 

nutty March 22, 2011

Filed under: Poetry — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:01 am
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prompt #71- write a haiku about something that drives you nuts.

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he he.  All right- I’ll take that literally…

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Itching throbbing pulse

Hidden walnut swells my throat

Nut allergy fun