Shawn L. Bird

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poem- #deadraccoonto September 9, 2015

Filed under: Poetry — Shawn L. Bird @ 9:22 pm
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In the Toronto dawn

the sun crept silently up to the

last mortal remains of the pudgy bandit,

laid out on the sidewalk like a sacrifice.

The call went out:

Three-one-one!  Three-one-one! Come!

The City promised swift removal of the corpse.

But–political promises being oft full of air–

the raccoon remains remained throughout the day.

Not content to leave sleeping Procyonidae lie

crowds marked the site of his demise,

memorial to the adorable, nocturnal beast

with flowers, photos, Tweets, and cards,

pseudo-grief growing with the day

while #deadraccoonto began to decay.

Until by the light of the moon (a raccoon’s party hour)

The City van came to gather the cadaver,

but left the flowers.

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This was a social media event in July .  The body of a raccoon was found and reported.  A spontaneous mock-memorial grew up around it.  It was all recorded on Twitter, with even a council member  (Norm Kelly) participating.  I think it makes a fascinating commentary of social media through parody.

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4 Responses to “poem- #deadraccoonto”

  1. narble Says:

    Before sunup, I’ve walked hundreds of miles. Every once in a while I encounter a group of raccoons milling along like me and a bunch of friends, garrulous, not exactly sober, loud, still working out slights made during the evening, shoulder-to-shoulder, worried about how their mates will react, and just trying to get home. It makes me feel like a part of The Whole. This poem really spoke to me. Thank you.

  2. Down here, the song is “That’s what scavengers are for. We need to save our taxpayers’ money” Every taxpayer who hears that, is ROFLHAO.


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