Thanks for the compliment,
but I’m not interested.
.
You seem like a nice guy,
and some girl will be lucky
to have you,
but I’m not interested.
.
Look,
it’s like this,
to be honest,
I’m kind of repelled by you,
your breath is rank,
you have an unpleasant body odor
that is not masked by that cologne,
(which, by the way, I think
I’m allergic to)
your hair hasn’t been washed
in way too long
and the pustules erupting on your
forehead and your emaciated form,
do nothing to attract me.
The state of your clothing
suggests a negative cash flow.
So you see, I’m not interested.
I don’t need a Chippendale
or a millionaire,
but a little effort on your part
would help your cause.
.
I’m not a bitch, buddy,
I’m just not interested.
Shawn L. Bird 
I think I wouldn’t be interested either. Well said Shawn.
😉
Well said, I must say!! 🙂
Glad you liked it.
The singles game, I’m so glad I’m not in it anymore.
Ditto. (Though lack of single status doesn’t always make a difference with those who think they’re worth your attention).
I doubt I’ll ever have that problem. It took 45 years to find one person so I’ll be 90 when the second person might make an offer.
lol Better late than never? 😉
Blimey, I only said Hello.
xxx Huge Hugs xxx
lol, David! 😉
Thank you for a wonderful giggle to start my day. This is a poem that should be kept in a wallet and brought out when it is required:)
I’m glad to bring a little laughter to your day! 🙂
Can I get this on a tee shirt?
lol
Reblogged this on AjeeGray.
LOL!! Love this poem. My thoughts almost every day to these sorry guys who approach me trying to get my phone number so they can get a hook-up. No dates now a days, guys just want FWB status (Friends with Benefits). Then are all the Facebook MacDaddies who already have a woman but are trying to build their own personal harem. Scrubs!! For some reason guys can’t believe a woman can be happily single. This also goes for my female friends who constantly try to push me towards relationships I’m not interested in. Anyway TLC made the perfect song for your poem. No Scrubs ~ http://youtu.be/pKV8uSX2nEQ
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Reblogged this on Espiritu en Fuego/A Fiery Spirit and commented:
This poem says it all for all these Scrubs, Facebook MacDaddies and goes who want FWB hookups. No Scrubs ~ http://youtu.be/pKV8uSX2nEQ