Oh, loser dad,
squealing the tires of your
red convertible in
front of all the grads.
I’m sorry
you peaked in high school.
The revving of your engine
declares you
as a fool.
Faces turn, loser dad,
with pity on your son,
the grad.
May he go on to be
much better
than the man
he sees.
.
.
.
Ok, ok. I know this one is harsh. But seriously. 2-300 people in the courtyard, little kids moving through the parking lot, and this idiot is smoking his tires as he parks his car. Really? Common sense, man!
Shawn L. Bird 
I believe you mean uncommon sense as their seems to be nothing common about it…
Well, no one else in the parking lot was squealing his tires, revving his engine.
Sounds like a total loser
lol. Precisely. Very nice kid came out of the car though.
I hope this is merely a story… not a recollection.
Sadly, true event observed Monday afternoon. :-S