There are people out there who love Apple products. They glow about how ‘intuitive’ the programs are and how little problem they have using them.
I am not one of them.
I think I can say quite categorically that I actually despise Apple.
I was given an iPhone. I didn’t want one. I liked my cute little flip phone with an easy to remember number. I liked to flip it open and imagine I was in a Star Trek episode, ready to ask Scotty to beam me up. It did one thing, and it did it well.
I have had a stack of CDs that I want to load onto the iPod app on the phone. I dutifully load them into iTunes library (a hellish and confusing place that does not bear any resemblance to the wonderful, soothing, physical libraries in my world).
Time to sync the iPhone to the iTune library and load up all the updates. Click.
Up pops a warning “You have purchased items on your iPhone that are not in your iTunes library. You should transfer them to iTunes library before proceeding.”
So I type the keywords into the “Help” menu. In Word that always brings me the file I want, and it one or two clicks I’ve figured out everything I need to know. Not in iTunes apparently. 30 ‘helpful’ boxes appeared. I clicked and scrolled, but NOT ONE of them told me how to transfer my purchased iPhone apps into my iTunes library. NO HELP just Hell. After an hour of raising my blood pressure, I have given up, tossing electronics across the desk and standing with enough force to propel the office chair on a Homeric Odyssey.
I have left my iPhone plugged into iTunes in the basement. I will hurt it if I see it until my rational brain function is restored. I have recalled that the last time I tried to sync my iPhone, and the time before when I had the iPod Touch before it was stolen, I had the same problem. It wouldn’t let me save the files that were on the other devise. Those times, I gave up and just synced and lost them. I presume the apps in question are my French subway maps, verb books and dictionary. I did pay actual money for them, and it’d be nice to keep them.
It would be nice if Apple would tell me HOW to do it, instead of just telling me to do it.
It makes me very sure that I will never own an Apple computer. If a tiny devise like this is so hard to work with, what are larger ones like? I will stick to my nice little notebook computer (smaller than a text book).
I’d like my Walkman back, too.