Shawn L. Bird

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iloveross17 (chapter six) April 15, 2011

Filed under: narrative,Poetry — Shawn L. Bird @ 9:26 pm
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Chapter six

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BFF April 10, 2011

Filed under: Friendship,Pondering — Shawn L. Bird @ 10:07 am
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Today I’m thinking about my first BFF.  I met my friend Cathy when I arrived at Nickle Elementary Junior High as a grade two student.  She was in grade one.  We lived a couple doors away from each other, so over the years we ended up spending more and more time together, inventing schemes, discussing first loves, pestering her brothers, and learning about the world.

Cathy travelled around the world, living at least briefly in North Humberside and Devonshire, England.  When she met her love in New Zealand, she lived in several cities there.  She’s been all over the UK, Europe, and Asia.  Her wedding was an international event!  These days she juggles a young family and a medical clinic with her musical and investment hobbies. 

We don’t see each other very often, but when we do, it’s as if no time has passed.  The connection remains as strong as it was back in elementary school.  People who know us in our youth know all the essential truths of our being.  It’s good to know they’re out there, even if we don’t get to see them as often as we’d like.  So here’s to those friends who’ve been there forever.  Who remember us at our geekiest and our most amazing.  Who have all the secrets that could get us into trouble, and guard them (except when they are tired of all the boy talk and choose to mortify us in front of said boy). 

 Here’s to our Best Friends Forever, whether they’re around the block or around the world.

Happy Birthday, BFF.

Got milk?

 

crowning grace April 6, 2011

Filed under: Grace Beguiling - Petrarch,Pondering — Shawn L. Bird @ 4:35 pm
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“Love is the crowning grace of humanity, the holiest right of the soul, the golden link which binds us to duty and truth, the redeeming principle that chiefly reconciles the heart of life, and is prophetic of eternal good.”

~Francesco Petrarca

He had to say that.  He was so obsessed with his Laure, wife of another, that people talked.  He was a priest, after all, and a scholar.  His mind should have been set much higher than all this mundane love stuff.  He knew it, too.  He couched his obsession in lofty terms:  Such love as his for her was a crowning grace!  Oh, he adored her soul.  She inspired him to greater spirituality.  She was all purity and goodness.  Blah blah blah.  I know what obsession looks like.  Francesco had it bad! 

He was a very famous scholar and diplomat in his time.  He traveled through Italy, France and Germany negotiating peace treaties and mediating disputes.  He rescued early Greek and Roman literature and was the father of humanism.  He wrote biographies of the greatest warriors of Classical times.   He had a huge influence on civilization, but what is he most known for?  For his obsession with a married woman.  It’s kind of pathetic, really.  Except, one can’t help admiring his devotion.  What would it be like to be adored like that?  How did Laure feel about it all?  There is some reference to her reactions in his writings and those of others at the time.

What do you think?  How would you feel?

 

fitness perfection April 4, 2011

Filed under: Pondering — Shawn L. Bird @ 10:59 am
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Prompt: What non-exercise activity do you wish would keep you fit?

Sleeping.

There is nothing to explain here. My life would be perfect if this counted! I am a championship sleeper! It takes me awhile to fall asleep, but I can go 12 hours through. If only it counted as exercise I would be one of the fittest people I know.  It would cause trouble for my husband though.  He is fit because he is a cyclist.  He rides 5 or 6 thousand kilometers a year in lots of 50 to 100 km rides.  He doesn’t sleep well though.  He wakes frequently throughout the night and every sound brings him to consciousness.  If sleep was exercise, he’d be a pudgy guy. 

How about you?  What would you love to count as exercise?

 

life changer April 2, 2011

Filed under: Pondering,Writing — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:43 am
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prompt # 68. Name a book that changed your life.

Will I sound hopelessly pompous if I say Grace Awakening?  The experience of writing this book, of watching the characters craft themselves around me, was life changing.  People who know about the book are awed that I wrote it.  People who’ve read it are members of an enthusiastic club, who share the information with everyone else.  Strangers come up to me to ask about my book because they’ve heard of it from someone else. 

I have been transformed from a reader to a writer.  Grace changed everything.

 

Spring tanka March 28, 2011

Filed under: Commentary,Poetry — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:15 am
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Crocuses and tulips

Erupt from their winter sleep

They stretch up their stems

reaching toward a blue sky

to fill the garden with joy

 

What I’ve learned this year… March 27, 2011

Filed under: Pondering,Rotary invocations — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:49 am
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Topic #75: What’s the biggest lesson you learned so far this year?

When I got an email from our former exchange student, a girl who’d lived with us for a year, asking if she and her husband could evacuate from Tokyo to our house, I learned our world is very small.  I learned that the ties that wrap around the earth, from exchange students to host families to other students, are a web of interconnectivity.  The purpose of youth exchange is to forge connections around the world.  That purpose is unfolding all over the world as millions of North Americans who’ve hosted Japanese students worry about ‘their kids’ half a world away.

I’m glad we can do something concrete to help amid this tragedy.  It is awesome that through youth exchange, we really can help change the world.  Let us be thankful for our connections around the world and the opportunities they provide for us to improve our planet.

 

favorite class March 23, 2011

Prompt #72 What was your favorite class when you were in high school or college? Bonus: Was it your favorite class at the time you took it? Why or Why not?

In high school, my favorite classes were any Socials class taught by Mr. Swanzey. He was funny, interesting and challenging. He knew his material and made sure we knew it as well through very dramatic performance style lectures. When I was an exchange student in Finland, the history teacher ‘taught’ by writing down notes on the overhead for the entire class. She asked if I would teach a class on Canadian history one day. I agreed, and in Swanzey style I was a priest throwing inappropriate books into the fire in New France, Macdonald drunk in parliament, Riel challenging the government. At the end of a wide-eyed class she came up to me and asked if I was planning to become a teacher. I said yes, I was. She nodded and said, “Good. You should.” I suspect a lot of teachers were inspired by Dave Swanzey.

(NOTE- SEPT/11- I keep getting visitors to this page who have been searching “Dave Swanzey.”  Please leave your memories in the comments at the bottom of the page.  Bet you a Fudgesicle!)

The only college classes I have a really clear memories of were my first year classes at Okanagan College the year after I came back from Finland. I enjoyed all of them, but my favorite was English with Vincent Oriente. He was an older, dapper gentleman, of the Hercule Poirot variety, and I found him interesting and knowledgeable. Of course, as an English major who loved his subject it wasn’t hard to enjoy a competent teacher. I often wondered what happened to him, as I heard that our class had not given a particularly generous review.

That year I also found Intro to Canadian politics quite fascinating. I memorized terms like ‘pork-barrel” and ‘whip’ and got a better sense of our democratic system. History was interesting, as we explored in depth the development of Canada before and after confederation. I remember my prof as being very knowledgeable, but very gruff and inapproachable. My French prof that year was a little old lady from France. She was tiny and exuded all the stereotypical hauteur. I remember watching her eyes grow confused while I fluently gabbed about something, without acknowledging my error. I’d think back over what I’d said, and realise that I’d injected a word or two of Finnish in a French accent. Not exactly a clear combination!

I fully enjoyed my first year courses. In subsequent years I found myself at University of Alberta learning Music Appreciation, amazed at my husband who needed only a few notes to place time, composition and composer. He kicked my butt in music survey. Somewhere we still have the set of LPs that were the ‘text’ for that course.

As to did I enjoy them at the time? Yes. Most definitely.

PS. I also have very fond memories of Mr. Moore’s Oreo Cookie parties in Creative Writing class! 😉

 

nutty March 22, 2011

Filed under: Poetry — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:01 am
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prompt #71- write a haiku about something that drives you nuts.

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he he.  All right- I’ll take that literally…

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Itching throbbing pulse

Hidden walnut swells my throat

Nut allergy fun

 

invocation after earthquake March 15, 2011

Filed under: Pondering,Rotary invocations — Shawn L. Bird @ 12:33 am
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The recent massive earthquake in Sendai Japan reminds us once again how fragile our society is.  Our strength does not lie in the cities we’ve built or our impressive transportation infrastructure.  One belch from a volcano or a shift the  Earth’s plates show us that everything we think is so impressive is quite tenuous.  Our strength lies in our bindings to one another, our willingness to serve, and our gratitude for the blessings of life itself.

(c) Shawn Bird 2011  Free use with Rotary.  Please credit Shawn when you share this in your club; as well, please leave a comment to let us know your club  and when you intend to use it.  With thanks.