If you’re going to go out in public
with your hair a disaster,
and tell me it’s okay, because you’re wearing a hat,
could you please wear a fedora or a bowler?
Something with a little panache?
A Homburg or a Panama, perhaps?
Anything but a ball cap? Because you don’t play ball,
and I don’t believe in capping potential.
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He needs to spend some time at Goorin Brothers Hat Shop…
Shawn L. Bird 
Great advice. I’m a personal fan of the fedora. In my neck of the woods the issue is the cowboy/girl hat. I own no cows, or horses – nor have I ridden either years. Just…no.
At Stampede time perhaps. My husband WAS a cowboy in his rural youth, so I actually wouldn’t mind a cowboy hat, actually. I hate ball caps. I think once you hit puberty you’re too old for them, except perhaps on a ball field. 🙂
Cool ending
Thanks, Chyfrin.
my hair is a disaster right now – think I’ll wear a beret…
I approve! 🙂
I just thought we older ladies lamented this problem – well said.
Some days I am a very old lady indeed. 🙂
A beret, and why not?
Personally, I’m fond of cloche hats.
This is fantastic!
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