“I know this guy
who chopped off all his fingers in a blender.”
What? Was he intoxicated? drunk? high?
You’re kidding. Why would he do that?
“Well, you know, he wanted to prove he could touch
the middle of the chopping part without getting hurt.”
But he couldn’t, apparently.
Shrug. “I guess not.”
“Yeah. People from Calgary are stupid.”
Sometimes, I am very afraid for the youth of today.