I wait for the elevator.
She waits for the elevator.
They wait for the elevator.
We wait for the elevator.
Wait
Wait
Wait
for the elevator.
Rap Rap Rap, cane on elevator door.
“We’re working on it!” come the call.
Wait.
Wait.
Wait.
for the elevator.
Darwin Award star! August 31, 2012
I frequently use the Darwin Awards as a prompt for writing in my class room (and as object lessons for the students who may be inclined to travel similar roads). For those of you unfamiliar with the Darwin Awards, they are given posthumously (smirk) to those who have improved the human race by checking out of the gene pool.
This one is a case in point. This is NOT fake. This is actual security camera footage of an impatient man removing himself from the gene pool. Please note the clear glass inserts in the elevator doors. Oi vay.
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Shawn L. Bird 