Oh sir, your manure pile is deep!
Dung beetles are digging, they scurry and creep.
Oh sir, please stop expecting that we’re venerating
the stench that you’re generating!
Bombousity and pompousity do not disguise
what is wise, you realize? The stench will rise
in quivering waves to the skies!
While you quip and you gloat, we see that the source
is not sheep, goat or horse; the muck’s clearly emenating
from your posterior aspect, and while some might declare
that’s your superior asset, I’m estimating the affair could use
less regulating and speculating so I’m delegating!
I’m calling the villagers, we’re gathering shovels
Enough with this sir! Stop slathering troubles
you’ve made with this crap pile; stop being so hostile
quit wallowing in this manure of your making
and swallow this brown pie that you’ve been baking.
Enough with this hideous idiocy!
Grab a shovel and clean up.
Be part of the team.
Put a cork in the hole.
Don’t try grabbing control.
Accept your strong role:
Help us all meet our goal!
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(We all know someone like this, don’t we? Or several someones?) 😉
Shawn L. Bird 
More like this, please !
Some days those are the kind of poems waiting to be penned, and some days they’re not…
Glad you enjoyed it, though! 🙂 It was fun to write. (It’s fun to declaim, too).
That was a load of crap!!
Ha! Do you get it?
No?
Well its because of all of the references to-
Oh wait, you were being sarcastic?
Of course you were-
You think I should just shut up now?
Yep. Sorry.
lol
Strong stuff! 😀
I fought to tone it down! lol
I dig this! Tailor-made for our local politicians! You have them sewn up completely.
lol
Hahahahahaha… You’re spot on with that one.. Yep!! We all know that one guy/girl!!
Once again a beauty in its own right!!! Talented you!! ❤️
Thanks! 🙂
That was great Shawn! It has some humor in it too.
Glad you enjoyed it!
This was a kick to read, you are an amazing and versatile poet!
Thank you, Kevin. This one was fun. 🙂
Break out the boots!
I really must pick up a new pair of rubber boots. The new BOGS boots seem up to the task…
Love the ASSonance, Shawn! (Get it???) Pretty sure I am not the source of your inspiration here.
NANCY! I am SHOCKED! I’m pretty sure you’re not the source of this, either, though behind that placid smile, who knows what evil thoughts are lurking! 😉
(snort!)
How tall? We do need to know how much we have to go through!
🙂
Oh thank you for this brilliant piece!
Ps OUR Nancy?
YES! lol
You’re welcome.
PS. I couldn’t read the Cause A Scene comment so I just deleted it. WordPress doesn’t like whatever you inserted (2 rectangles), I guess.