The label on the bra
reads “Keep away from fire.”
Is this a warning against
flames of excessive passion,
self-immolation, or
metaphorical representations
of feminist independence?
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Shawn L. Bird 
Awesome….
Just keep away from them all but never forget to be in form with them…
A vital piece of advice!
Thank you Shawn…(Dove)
The last one. The owner of the bra company is a misogynist whose wife cooks him meatloaf for tea and vacuums his suits.
🙂
misogynistic bra owners could explain the agony of underwire…
I wouldn’t know I’m afraid, though I understand it can sometimes feel like your boobs are being garroted…
lol. Correct fit is critical! The equivalent would be wearing a jock strap that was a size or two too small, I suppose. If it were wrapped in metal hoops.
I will never ever wear that
Reblogged this on seekingstories and commented:
yummy
Like !
How about the little packets of silica gel inside the food package which say “Do not eat”.
lol I always save those. I figure someday I’m going to want to dry something (like a cell phone dropped in the toilet or some such). Of course, WHERE I save them I am never quite sure. They’re likely in the infamous ‘place I won’t forget.’
That’s so funny!!! 🙂
Definitely “flames of excessive passion”, probably designed by a man 😉
Shouldn’t a man want flames of excessive passion?!
Exactly! 😉
That’s why you suppose to take it off or keep it away from flames 🙂
This is how I interpreted the label…
I guess when it comes off, you don’t want to toss it into the source of the romantic candle light. 😉
I guess not, but anyway before it comes off it should be in flames already 😉
Thanks for the post, Shawn, it really made my night 🙂
I love your perspective on life, you make me laugh and smile.
I’m happy to bring you joy, Greg. 😉
Nothing beats excessive passion!
or rather, isn’t the bra a firewall? (lelz)
🙂
Maybe the bra is a politician- all that lifting and separating…
Good questions…
lol
all of the above ! 🙂
😉
love it 🙂
Thanks, Jenn!
Well, they’re in good company with cigarette lighters which carry the same warning- “Do not use near fire or open flame.”
>>snort<<
Ha!…Now that is brilliant 🙂
Thanks, Michael.