There is a fat, old
woman wearing my awesome
shoes, hat, and clothing!
You’re obviously not using a mirror then.or the word awesome would come before woman as the words old and fat disappeared altogether. xx Hugs xx
lol- Either my mirror removes about 50 pounds or cameras add them! It is quite astonishing. 😉
I like this haiku. It made me laugh.
It makes me laugh, too. In a creepy sort of way…
I also had a bit of a chuckle
My mother-in-law was once delighted to spot her mother (who lived 1000km away) standing in her entry hall. She was less delighted when she rushed over, and realized she was looking at herself in the mirror! 😉
Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:
You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. ( Log Out / Change )
You are commenting using your Facebook account. ( Log Out / Change )
Connecting to %s
Notify me of new comments via email.
Notify me of new posts via email.
Δ
Enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email.
Email Address:
Sign me up!
Shawn Bird is an author, poet, and educator in the beautiful Shuswap region of British Columbia, Canada. She is a proud member of Rotary.
View Full Profile →
You’re obviously not using a mirror then.or the word awesome would come before woman as the words old and fat disappeared altogether.
xx Hugs xx
lol- Either my mirror removes about 50 pounds or cameras add them! It is quite astonishing. 😉
I like this haiku. It made me laugh.
It makes me laugh, too. In a creepy sort of way…
I also had a bit of a chuckle
My mother-in-law was once delighted to spot her mother (who lived 1000km away) standing in her entry hall. She was less delighted when she rushed over, and realized she was looking at herself in the mirror! 😉