I’ve looked
- in the pocket of every coat worn this week
- in the pocket of all pants worn this week
- in every pocket of each purse used this week
- under couch cushions
- under a tree in the backyard where you watered plants when you go home
- on a window sill
- on a book shelf
- in your gym bag
- in the knitting bag
- in the library bag
- on the bedroom dresser
- on the guest room dresser
- on the dressing room dresser
- in the cutlery drawer
- on the kitchen counter
- in the fridge (keeping Heather’s phone company)
- on the key rack
- with the lost harp tuning key, wandering free
- tangled within the bed sheets
- in the dog bed
- on the fireplace mantle
- on the ironing board
- by the sewing machine
- on the washing machine
- rattling around inside the washing machine
- buried on the coffee table
- on the computer desk, or the other computer desk, or the other computer desk
So– where have YOU found your keys? Mine have to be here somewhere. Additional suggestions appreciated!
Shawn L. Bird 
Maybe you should stop looking and get a new set of keys. They are bound to turn up then. 😉 It’s funny because it’s true.
lol. The car key is one of those million dollar electric keys. I think replacement is $300 or something ridiculous like that. Eeek.
Happily they turned up. In my purse. Where I thought they were and where I’d looked for them at least three times. >>sigh<< Good thing I'm getting new glasses!
This did not help me they were in someone’s pocket THIS DID NOT HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once borrowed a jacket from someone, who left the next morning to head 700 km south with my keys in her pocket. My husband was not amused. He drove 6 hours round trip to bring me the spare set… I appreciate your frustration. At least you know where they are now!
In the lock of the door ( I am forever doing that)…or in the car?
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